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grassy knoll

A metaphor and a source of irony when referring to a suspicion, conspiracy, or a cover-up of some type.

You'll find all your answers on the grassy knoll

by scumm November 29, 2005

grassy knoll

The greatest knoll you'll ever know.

"What a nice grassy knoll you have here, Governor Connally."

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018

grassy knoll

where the pubic bone rises onan unshaven snatch

"I'm going to plant a conspirator in Cheryl's grassy knoll"

by Ferguson June 24, 2005

grassy knoll

Conspiracy-theorists' dream opportunity to speculate over the reasons JFK was killed.

Oh, yeah, I have a theory on the grassy knoll and area 51, it all starts in camp SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-I-DON'T-CARE.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

grassy knoll

The hang out spot for the kids of Clone High High School. Frequent visitors: JFK, Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Ghandi.

I wish I went to Clone High High School so I could hang out at the Grassy Knoll with all the famous clones.

by POMLOVE August 19, 2006

grassy knoll

another code term for when girls are around. grassy knoll aka a womans vagina.

I'd like to shoot a load on that grassy knoll

by Captain Tanker February 02, 2008

grassy knoll

The landform from which JFK was shot by a woman.

Today I drank South African soft drink atop a grassy knoll.

by miguel juan October 31, 2005