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green hole

1.) (n.) an unwashed or otherwise smelly vaginal orifice. Referred to as such for the unsubstantiated belief that such vaginas emit a visible green cloud of noxious, toxic stench.

2.) (n.) Term used to describe a woman in possession of a vagina that suffers from the aforementioned malady.

1.) Can you believe it, Juan? I mean who knew Miss Krupitzer had a green hole? I swear to Christ, I went down on that thing and damn near gagged.

2.) After Doug sampled every girl on the cheerleading squad, he confirmed that Nicole and Heather were to be avoided; they're green holes. He's still swilling Listerine a week later.

by Blenderhead1991 September 07, 2010

Green Hole

The result of letting your anus sit in a damp room and grow mold and fungus. The act of having sex with a green hole is green holing.

A green hole can also be achieved by letting a guy with gonorrhea cum into your anus.

I have a dick infection cuz my GF wanted to try green holing. But her green hole was so tight and the mold got in my dick.

by matemoscas October 04, 2016