A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the weirdest and best bands there is.
Green Jelly fan: GREEN JELLY SUCKS!
Green Jellÿ is a band that started in 1981 in New York and has had a ridiculous number of band members; maybe around 104. Their original name was Green Jellö but had a legal battle with the company and was forced to change their name. CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber. Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed! GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
One Green Jelly song is Misadventures of Shitman - "Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away. It's poo poo, poo poo."
"Yo man, you got any of those green jelly beans?"
when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
you call someone green jelly when they're very envious/jealous
''Shut your mouth, you're just green jelly about me. Just leave me alone, I don't want to talk with you anymore.''