A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"
Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street? Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.