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Guava Juice

A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.

Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.

by TheHasbroLover8467832901 April 04, 2017

Guava Juice

Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.

Don't subscribe.

Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?

Guava Juice should not exist...

by Garlic Bread_ June 17, 2020

Guava Juice

The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.

Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.

by Blue Mew42 February 05, 2018

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 23, 2021

Guava juice

Very good. Very good dipped in Rits crackers.

"mfasfpadf so good'
"What're you drinking?"
"guava juice with rits crackerssSSS mmm"

by Shiryoku November 02, 2020

Guava Juice

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.

(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"

by Firebird935 September 24, 2021