A fork of Rural Dictionary
a video game compared to masturbation: fun but cant beat the real thing.
what?? come on its true. guitar hero is like masturbation
can be either 1. a game that uses a plastic stick with brightly colored buttons. occasionaly makes some addicts think they actually have talent on the real guitar, when in reality they are jealous pricks. 2. a game that some people play in small amounts. this is ok because they dont beleive they have any skill at real guitar and they could also be real guitarists too.
1. (this actually happened) max(me): dude i finally got the intro to bark at the moon down! tommy: sweet how long did it take? matt s(guitar hero addict): you mean on guitar hero? i got 85% on expert! i can play it on real guitar too now! (no he cant) me: what the fuck tommy: go away 2. andrew(drummer): you know what song is awesome me: no what andrew: purple haze. its about a kind of weed thats apparently like 60$ a leaf! me: thats like jimi hendrixes easiest song i learned it with the solo in 3 days andrew: yeah its on guitar hero my cousin let me play it at his house me: haha awesome just dont play it a lot
A game played at Best Buy as a way to pick up chicks who dont realize that no skill from playing the real guitar is required.
At a party where band and drama geeks are present, guitar hero is played along with DDR, soul calibur.
One of the greatest games that innovates without sacrificing etertainment value. Has a variety of rock songs, but would tend to lean on the metal side slightly. One does not have to enjoy metal to like this game however, for it has many mainstream approved songs. It is played a with a controller that looks similar to that of a Gibson SG. If you own a PS2 you owe it to yourself to get this game.
Guitar player: Pff this Guitar Hero is lame go play a REAL guitar. Gamer: omfg stfu n00b talk to me when you can play Bark at the Moon on expert roflolol Guitar player: You're gay Gamer: I kno u r but wut am I roflololmao
A pretty sweet game. But it's nothing in comparison to playing the real guitar.
(continued from one of the Guitar Hero definitions below) Guitar Player: Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you play Bark at the Moon on a REAL guitar. ::shreds 'Bark at the Moon' flawlessly on his electric guitar:: Gamer: ::overwhelmed by such awesomeness that he explodes and dies::
A game that once mastered, makes up for losing all your friends.
Joe: "Damn man, I've been playing Guitar Hero for 3 months straight! I finally beat all the songs on Expert Mode" Frank: "Who're you, again?" Joe: "Um... Joe.. Your best friend..?" Frank: "Oh, that's right.. you played Guitar Hero instead of hanging with me! I remember. Haven't seen you in months. Yeah, I hate you." Joe: "It's alright, man. I now have the coolest looking guitar in the game. That totally makes up for not having any friends." Frank: "Fuck off."
A game series on ps2, xbox, and other marketing scheme video game consoles. In this game, you have to play great guitar songs, covered by the game company, which completely butchers it. A game for tambourine playing bitches, nerds, and 8 year olds, to make them feel better about themselves, although they do not know what music is.
Ex 1: (Nerd goes to a local guitar center) Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there?? Guitar Center Employee: The bass?? Nerd: No, the guitar. Guitar Center Employee: I see you love Guitar hero, huh? Ex 2: (Nerd goes to a local guitar center) Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there?? (Guitar Center Employee hands the nerd the guitar) Nerd: ... Wheres the buttons?? (Guitar Center Employee shoots the Nerd)