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gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.

Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.

by ThatJO February 02, 2018

gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.

Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.

by ThatJO February 01, 2018