A fork of Rural Dictionary
if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.
sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.
A phrase that indicates surprise. It is generally used by the more random mebers of society.
Guy: Boo! Random Guy: Hairy Mary
when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.
girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me. girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
An incredibly hairy, potent strain of marijuana.
Damn that hairy mary got me mighty fuckered up. Pass the chips?
A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
A prostitute. Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went: (to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain) I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll, I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll, I'm not a Hairy Mary, I'm not a Hairy Mary, I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll. I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute. There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!