A fork of Rural Dictionary
What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert
See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
A hairy or otherwise haired bum.
Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!
Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.
GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter