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half wit

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.

calfhead is a fuckin half wit!

by zabba September 11, 2003

half-wit

1. A person of subnormal intelligence. 2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence. 3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.

1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror! 2.You are a half-wit.Period.

by zingeraddict September 27, 2011

half-wit

Someone who is foolish or senseless.

My ex boyfriend is such a half-wit.

by katie was here August 04, 2007

Half wit

Individual incapable of grasping concepts easily understood by a gorilla.

I enjoy tailgating with my friends at MSU, but they're all half wits and I find myself growing dumber by the day.

by JoeMayo November 08, 2014

half-wit

1.a person of subnormal intelligence 2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence 3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person

1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror! 2.You are a half-wit.Period.

by zingeraddict May 29, 2011

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal! Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 24, 2005

half witted gorilla

a member of the male species

my brother is a half witted gorilla

by *** November 18, 2003