A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.
She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.
That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!
A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!