A fork of Rural Dictionary
Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.
Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties. Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.
That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.