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Hamer

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!

by All.Things January 09, 2021

Hamered

Pronounced Hay-Murd When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."

by RVe March 26, 2007

Hamer

An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.

Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.

by Best friends fo life February 03, 2010

Hamerism

like a mannerism - reference to a slang word used in Framingham, Massachusetts: a Hamerism within itself.

OppaBomba is a Hamerism because it's definition, although Jamaican, stems from its use in Framingham.

by Justin Obscure March 17, 2007

Hamer

An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.

Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.

by Best friends fo life February 03, 2010

Hamer

A real player. She/He will entice you with good looks and fun personality, and leave you sad, stressed and insane. NEVER fall for a Hamer

Tim - She dumped me after I spent so much time and money getting to know her Bell - Well, she is one hell of a Hamer

by CrimesAngel January 21, 2018

Hamer Duckers

Best band in the world, its sooo good, listen to them on youtube: Hamer Duckers

"wow hamer duckers is the best band i have ever heard."

by Not synnnys November 28, 2021