A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class? College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."
Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout." Friend - How selfish.
The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.
My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.
A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.
So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.