A fork of Rural Dictionary
a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
hand dryers often don't go well with bins. You know what happens afterwards!