A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.
Hand Pussy: "The only pussy that cant say no"
John fucks his hands.
a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable
hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands
Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.
"Was that one girl's pussy good?"
"Hell no, man that bitch had some hand grenade pussy!"
The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.
Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.
Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!
Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!
Bored out; stretched, no snap-back vagina.
When she opened her legs, you could clearly see hand me down pussy. Pre gapped with hanging lips.