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Hand off

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.

by get it wright October 17, 2011

hand off

Also known as the pass off. At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.

N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick! L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!

by Norma R November 23, 2006

Hands off

When you cum without anyone or anything touching your dick

Her pussy was so good that I came hands off

by DaMan10036 October 17, 2016

Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise! A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

hands off the merchandise!

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod) Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

by underdawg November 11, 2006

hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together

hand off some bread

Hand off = Give me Some bread = Your money Give Me Your Money! Hand off Some Bread! A Gangsta ass way to say “give me your money” when you rob someone.

Gangsta: Ight , y’all BEST HAND OFF some BREAD, (Proceeds to point Hi Point) Normie White Boy: G-god help me!! Gangsta: Give me your GODDAMN MONEY cracka!

by Ugly Sounds July 03, 2019