A fork of Rural Dictionary
First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!! Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it! AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP! The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty