A fork of Rural Dictionary
When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.
Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!
What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.
When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.
it is an ending that ends with EVERYONE HAPPY, and is not dirty or sexual in ANY way. FAH and ramo aka princess and the bear is a real life example of this situation.
awww... you two are so cute, i see the princess and bear happy ending i love happy endings
When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.
Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending
A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'
The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.