A fork of Rural Dictionary
Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).
Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.
Inadvertantly getting one's pubes stuffed into one's condom prior to sex. After sex, the condom is removed to reveal a sweaty mess of matted pubes also known as "hat hair."
I had to put the condom on so fast I didn't bother moving my pubes out of the way. After I blew it, I had a ratty nest of hat hair that was sore for three days.
Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!" Person 2 "How can you tell?" Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.
Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!
A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.
1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart". 2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that 3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!" hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas