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head coach

i) A yes man ii) A patsy iii) A puppet vulgar iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach vulgar Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019

Head Ball Coach

nickname for championship-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.

by Coop Dupe June 01, 2018

Head Ball Coach

Stephen Orr Spurrier, head football coach of The University of South Carolina and former coach at The University of Florida and Duke University. Sometimes also referred to as the Ole Ball Coach. Could mean any head football coach when written in all lower case.

The Head Ball Coach is best known for bringing a high-powered passing attack to the SEC, giving UF's football stadium the nickname "The Swamp", winning the Heisman Trophy, and recruiting alcoholic quarterbacks.

by EdistoBro December 30, 2011

Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job. This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject. Whoever it was, you should thank them.

My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!

by TheFlashSimiValley November 03, 2024