A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Usually used to describe an overweight animal with the intention of mocking the owner for not keeping their pet healthy. 2. Can be also used ironically to oppose the critique and to remind others that there are bigger problems then overfeeding a pet even in the animal abuse category. 3. Can also be used to mock these animal abuse apologists (2) for being morons critizizing something that isn't wrong in its nature.
person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out with me? person 2: Not really, sorry bro person 1: Why not? person 2: You're a heckin chonker
Heckin chonker refers to someone morbidly obese, chonker refers to chonk, which refers to chunk, which refers to a chunk of fat. Heckin is the verb for heck, a word used to express amazement or disappointment depending on the context.
“That new kid jimmy is a real heckin chonker, I bet he sits around eating junk all day.”
"That good boi is a heckin chonker." "That heckin chonker loves nugs."