A fork of Rural Dictionary
To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
"aye bruh you smashed last night?"
"nahh, she on her strawberry"
"awhh mannn"