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(n), to defecate in one's pants, usually under accidental circumstances in which one had intended to expel flatulence. (v), to experience a hershey squirt.
Larry tried to fart, but instead, had a hershey squirt in his boxer shorts and had to go home to change his clothes.
1. brown spot on underwear resulting from a diarrhea fart. 2. failure of parents to adequately potty train a child.
damn! did you hear that dude's fart? that must have left a hershey squirt for sure!
1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount). 2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time. 3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart) fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss
"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."
When a guy and a girl are fucking and she sharts on his dick.
Man, I can't believe she hershey squirtted on me last night.
A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.