A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.
Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?" Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch." Boss: "Raise your hand in favor." Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face." Boss: "What's that?" Johnson: "McMuffins?"
The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller. Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?