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high hard one

A big erect dick.

I ought to be home right now giving her the HIGH HARD ONE.

by Low Class Loser July 11, 2008

high hard one

a big fat cock
or
getting stiffed (by a big fat stiffy)

I moan with pleasure when I’m gettin’ the high hard one!

by lick a lotta spokes November 16, 2004

high hard one

phrase. Ice hockey term for a fast rising slap-shot. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Michelle! Here comes a high hard one. Get your trapper ready and keep your five-hole closed.

by gnostic1 July 12, 2012

High hard one

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

"I'm through playing around now. Let's see how he likes the high hard one."

by Paul_B July 13, 2006

High hard one

A tall, rock-hard cawk.

That bojack can take a high hard one.

by Paolotron October 01, 2019

A High Hard One

High hard One -

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

or simply :an errect penis :)

'Yep, Gonna go out for some brews then slip her a High Hard One.'

by Jon E Fever March 10, 2012

High hard one

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002