A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."
1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...
"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:
See shit happens for a better explanation.