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holy trinity

The divine act of simultaneously penetrating all three orifices of a female companion, i.e. cock in vadge, finger up arse and tongue in mouth.

I gave Helen the holy trinity the other day.

by EddsBlog November 25, 2007

holy trinity

catholic high school in hicksville, long island where the girls are really easy, act like total hoe bags and take it upon themselves to alter the dress code (always have incredibly short skirts & their top buttons are never done) the guys sports teams suck. The students here aren't known for there knowledge but instead their excessive drinking and are always good for some weed.

holy trinity girls are so easy, i just had two make out with me at the same time!

by shugabunsz October 30, 2006

holy trinity

Why Christianity is really a polytheistic religion.

If you worship more than one god, you're a polytheist. Get over it.

by devilzukin December 04, 2003

holy trinity

(n) When three women are simultaneously performing oral sex on you; one is throating your shaft and the other two are each sucking down a nut.

For my birthday, my wife Debbie, Helen (her sister), and Ruth (their mother) surprised me by giving me my first holy trinity. Five minutes in, I shot my load up into Ruth's sinus cavity. She nearly choked as I held her head firmly in place.

by usmcginn January 29, 2004

holy trinity

When someone gets so drunk that they shit, piss, and hurl all over himself.

Adam got blackout drunk the other night. So much so that he performed the holy trinity and stained not only his bed, but the rug, the desk, the lamp, the tv and the blinds.

by boo8mer September 18, 2005

holy trinity

1. in texas-style bbq: brisket, sausage and ribs. 2. in all other styles of cooking: celery, onion and bell pepper.

stick with the holy trinity for a tasty...anything.

by jen August 30, 2005

holy trinity

Taking the oral, vaginal, and anal virginities of three girls. (one each)

Jon is such a badass. He did the holy trinity! He banged Maria in the ass, Sandy in her cunt, and he got oral from Annie.

by Eldridge Concest October 17, 2006