A fork of Rural Dictionary
Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.
Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch. Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions. Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.