A fork of Rural Dictionary
Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.
John: Damn! Did you see that girl? L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.
After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.
When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!
Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi.... Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!! Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.