A fork of Rural Dictionary
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal* Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE Me: WTF Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT. Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary* Picture of toby comes up Me: stop