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horse pussy

The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.

Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!

by Nosam September 24, 2007

Horse Pussy

Referring to dark colored, fleshy pussy lips. Typically found amongst <br>women of hispanic or asian descent; though this term is used when <br>the features are seen out of context on a lighter skinned white woman.<br> Instead of perky, pink labia, a girl possesses an unexpected <br>darker shade of vaginal protrusion. Not seen as a bad thing; some <br>find this attribute unique and appealing. Recently it has gained <br>notoriety and a fetish-like following.

Ex. 1: "When I took off Amanda's thong she had a Horse Pussy". Ex. 2: "Her horse Pussy looked like a grilled burger between two sesame seed buns". Ex. 3: "That white girl's meat curtains looked more like a roast beef sandwich".

by $ilver Hor$e February 28, 2009

Horse Pussy

For use when something doesnt go your way...

She had sex with that guy?... That's a bunch of horse pussy

by PJ March 20, 2005

Horse Pussy!

"Bull shit" taken to a whole new level.

person 1 - "President Bush is a genius!" person 2 - "Oh, horse pussy! He is a freakin' moron!"

by brian March 17, 2003

Horse pussy

Slang word for a bad situation.....

The parking lot at Sixpence is full...Well horse pussy

by Creek mule 753 September 06, 2017

Charlie horse in my pussy

Something that serves cunt, agreeing with something

Mhmmm, yuh, Charlie horse in my pussy!

by florencegal07 June 20, 2023