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Houshmandzadeh

Underrated Benglas WR who is actually of mixed Persian/African American ancestry.

I knew "Houshmandzadeh" sounded Persian when I first heard it, but I didn't find out for sure until recently. Crazy!

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.

B.J. Houshmandzadeh

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.

"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."