A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass and blowing it in their face
Douglass P. likes to give his girlfriend the Huff and Puff
A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.
Hey guys, Tom just said he's going for a huff and a puff. I think he meant to say shunt and a grunt!
Noun: Word to describe a person in a bad mood. Variations on this include 'Huff Puff the Magic Dragon' and 'Huff Puff Daddy' Adjective: Word to describe a bad mood. This can be a general mood or a mood caused by someone's actions which becomes a form of passive aggression.
"She's such a huff puff (the magic dragon)" "Someone's in a huff puff today!" "She's gone in a huff puff with us again"
"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.
"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch. - "What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?" "I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit" "Got any plans for tonight ?"