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A British actor that can only play a bumbling, charming English 'gent'. The kind of man that would stammer around whilst flirting, eg. "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"
See Four Weddings and a Funeral/Music and Lyrics/Love Actually/Notting Hill. "That fool over there. He looks like Hugh Grant. He's all: "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"
British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.
Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits? Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis. Hooker: Oh you're gay? Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.
The most annoying bloody man in the whole world. PLEASE REMEMBER: He does not represent any reality of real British people. He is an arrogant bast*rd who acts the same in every one of his films as in reality; so therefore he is not really an actor.
"Look Hugh Grant's got a new film out" "Oh, there's no point seeing it; it will be actsactly the same as all his other ones"
hugh grant is a bumbling idiot.
hugh grant can not string a remotely intelligent sentence together. or maybe just the characters he plays can not.
Born Hugh John Mungo Grant to Scottish parents in the U.K, Hugh Grant's career took off when he did 'Remains of the Day'(1993) and 'Four Weddings and a funeral' (Golden Globe won for Best Actor 1994). Although having Scottish ancestry, Hugh Grant mainly plays upper class Englishmen. Other popular movies include 'Notting Hill' (1999) with Julia Roberts and 'Bridget Jones Diary' (2001 & 2004) of eating disorders and low self-esteem with Renée Zellweger. Hugh Grant was romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley and a black transvestite prostitute working Sunset Boulevard Divine Brown. Other accolades include Best Actor 1987 Venice Film Festival for Hugh Grant's portayal of Clive in the movie 'Maurice'. 'Maurice' is a tale of homosexuality in the early 20th century England.
"Hey baby you ready for some black sugar?" "Errm Errm Errm, sure, but I am Hugh Grant you know, Errm Errm Errm..." "You fly baby!" "You a real hot rodeo!" "But I getta get my black ass streetside before the poleace pinch me!" "Hey baby you see the crying game?"