A fork of Rural Dictionary
That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".
The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.
When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.
"Dude I need to vacuum my house" "We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"
When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.