A fork of Rural Dictionary
its always one of em gotta be ugly
guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly
man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly
this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly
what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!
friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!
its always one of them gotta be ugly
that guy w the creepy ass eyes : " i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly "
Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..