A fork of Rural Dictionary
The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once
Person 1- I can't tell you Person 2-I promise I won't tell Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone Person 2- I won't ..later on Person 3- what did they say? Person 2- yup he likes you
how emo persons respond to "are you okay"
Frank: Dude, are you okay? Gerard: I'm not okay (i promise) Frank: You sure? Gerard: I promised.
usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for! Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
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《¤》I 《¤》Promise《¤》You《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》
I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two