A fork of Rural Dictionary
a song popular in the mid 90's preformed by the rapper skee-lo
i wish is the best song ever
R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.
Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.
A mental illness in which the afflicted is compelled to respond to others' sentences by rearranging them in something similar to the following format: "I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!" This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus. NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
Sam has "I Wish" Disease. He really starts to piss people off with it. Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack." Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.
"i wish i was a twat"
Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him. It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!" Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?" Heather: "Sure!" Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."
"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.
Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you
Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !