Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

holy fuck im cumming

holy fuck stewie, im shitting
NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

holy fuck im cumming lois

by peter griffin but 2 kg heavier December 31, 2022

Im gonna CUM

IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.

GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out

MOM walks in

room floods with cum

Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive

Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole

BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum

DAD- dead

LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again

cum floods the whole house again

Grandma walks in

And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house

Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM

by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023

im bouta blow im boutda cum im bussing im bussing bus bus bus bus ahhhhhhhh

when someone is bussing when they are busting all over the place

dreamybull: shoves ant eater up his ass "im bouta blow im boutda cum im bussing im bussing bus bus bus bus ahhhhhhhh"

by xXbust_bust_bustXx May 12, 2023

holy fuck lois im cumming

it is a filler spam word to use whenever you dont agree with something and wanna say something. alternatives can also be used such as, 'Holy fuck stewie im shitting'

(1) "bro why do you always ignore me when i speak and say random shit"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"

by LilPro24 July 10, 2024

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024

im cumming

when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex

Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!

by Spahendrix September 19, 2022

im cumming

dreamybullxxx commonly says this

Oh my god! Im about to cum! Im cumming! Oh my goddddddddd!

by CumDrinker9000 May 18, 2023