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iPad kid

A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.

My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.

by LukesPoetryCorner April 29, 2021

iPad kid

A kid who is on there iPad almost all day. They also eat while watching yt and never go out side. They also cry when there mother asks them to get off the iPad at any point.

She’s been on her iPad all day she’s an iPad kid

by KalGoc08 July 11, 2022

iPad kid

A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.

We shall never raise an iPad kid Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming? Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ? Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid

by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021

iPad kid

Pretty much the worst thing to exist in gen z. Random kids that are having a tantrum then their parents offer them an ipad to watch cocomelon. In other words, little muggars

Kid: *throws tantrum Parent:*gives kid ipad Random bloke: IPAD KID

iPad kid

iPad kid are little kids who's only source of entertainment is playing with there iPad. These kid might have toys but don't do anything with them. They also watch cocomelon, Ryans toyreview and dumb Youtube videos on there iPad. Sadly they never grew up with there TV as everything they wanted to watch is on their stupid greasy cracked iPad. Also they couldn't live a day without there iPad...

Little Timmy is 5. He has an iPad and a million cool toys. But he doesn't play with them as the only Source on Entertainment he has is his IPAD. Therefore he is an iPad kid.

by REALNAMEISCOOL January 25, 2022

iPad kid

A failed abortion

normal person: hey who is this kid mom of the kid: it was unplanned. we tried to abort but it failed normal person #2: looks as cringe as an iPad kid

by gotouchgrass_8163 August 16, 2022

iPad kid

Refers to toddlers and children who are obsessively attached to iPads or similar handheld digital devices, often given by parents primarily as a means of appeasing their child's shorter attention span. As a consequence, useful time that could have been spent on hands-on learning and the development of social skills is lost in favor of spending hours watching often very overstimulating or even inappropriate content on the internet, potentially hindering the child's healthy development.

The COVID pandemic especially saw a significant increase in the number of iPad kids.

by averysharp October 08, 2023