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iJew

When the person in your group of friends who has an iphone refuses to let anybody play with it or browse the web with it.

John: Hey, Greg, can I check my facebook on your iphone?
Greg: No.
John: Wow, why are you being such an iJew, Greg?

iJew

A mixed bred Irish-Jew. Carries the humor and conflict/guilt/neuroses of both Catholicism and Judaism. Crazy funny and good with money.

She is out of her mind; brilliant, unpredictable, hysterical funny, hysterical crazy, thinks too much, talks too much. Reinvented sex. A total iJew.