A fork of Rural Dictionary
The real-life Gotham City.
Close your eyes and picture everything you now about Gotham city; now visit Detroit, Michigan. Now open your eyes... (lock your car)
The World's Strongest Ghetto. Founded: 1701 Area Code: 313 Population: 912,062 (as of '08) Nicknames: The D, Motor City, Motown Sectors: Westside/Eastside City Motto: "Don't Get Shot!"
"I heard Detroit's having a sale on houses, buy 1 get 6 free" Lil' Duval (Comedian)
1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border. 2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh? 3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live. 4.Best water in the world.
1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but I heard something on the radio about the crime, so that makes me the official expert, tee-hee. 2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas. 3.Random Person 1: Where are you from? 'Detroiter': Westland Random Person 1: Where? 'Detroiter': Detroit... 4.Have you ever had Detroit water?
A city that sucks cause the mayor blows the city's funds on his new escalade, his parties, and his bail money to get out of jail!
Kwame is da man, taking Detroit even further into the dumps