A fork of Rural Dictionary
an amazing drink made in Scotland from brewing ginger pubes in molten silver
gies that can of irn bru ya wee fanny
An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.
"Wanna sip of my irn bru + vodka mix?" "No thanks, I cannae drink that shite."
The ultimate hangover cure. Tastes best when consumed directly from a 750ml glass bottle. Another one of Scotland's many national identities. Scotland is the only country in the world that produces a soft drink that outsells Coca Cola.
The next time you go out on a drinking session, have a bottle / can of Irn Bru at your bedside waiting on you coming home. Before falling asleep consume the Irn Bru and you will wake up without a hangover.
Irn-Bru. Caffine high, sugar laden fruit flavoured soda very popular in Scotland. Predominately drank on the West coast and affectionately refered to as "ginger" although this is universally mis-atributed to the bright orange colour (hence irn-bru) Excellent for a buckfast hangover. Bad for teeth and hyperactivity
(Scene: Glaswegian with travel pass from HMP Saughton at newsagent inside Waverly Railway Station, Edinburgh) Aw man, ma hied is gieing me pelters. Do you hae any "ginger"? "Ginger"? Do you mean Irn-Bru? Aye Well, learn to speak english, you soap dodging weegie ned, and I might sell you some.