A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.
Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!
when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.
blood: hey G
G: what blood
Blood: i got an itchy beard
G: safe blood
Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.
Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"
Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.
Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!
Steve: Beard!
Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!
Steve: Itchy Beard!!!
Beard, Itchy Beard!
An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.
Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"
You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"