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jack johnson

a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.

jack johnson

by johnnycash32 April 30, 2011

jack johnson

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.

Jack Johnson is my homeboy.

by Mekana January 26, 2005

jack johnson

1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....

it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september

by banana pancakes March 01, 2005

jack johnson

a very talented musician and former pro surfer,jack's lyrics have meaning inside themselves and you have to actully think about them to appreciate his music abilities

*challenge* listen to jack johnsons cd in between dream and try to find a song that isnt great

do you remeber,better together,never know are just some of the great songs off of jack johnson's cd in between dreams

by vince M August 15, 2006

jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

by lizzlemynizzle July 24, 2005

jack johnson

In WWI, a nickname for artillery shells. The name was mostly used by the Canadian soldiers.

The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton

by K to the C October 24, 2006

Jack Johnson

A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God

Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?

Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE

by Bringitback4shawn July 25, 2015