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jack king off

Texas Hold 'Em hand, in which the player holds a Jack and a King of differing, or, "off" suits.

"I called his bluff since my jack king off gave me a full house"

by feralnogitsune July 15, 2008

Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in. 2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1. pokerguy1-I'm all in pokerguy2-I call pokerguy1-What you got pokerguy2-Jack King off suited pokerhuy1-SHIT 2.someone- Hey what you doin today? someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

by John Green November 27, 2005