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A disease where the afflicted individual falls hopelessly in love with another guy or girl. Symptoms can be split into first and second stage. During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy. During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
Greyson: I just can't stop thinking about her! Maksi: What do you mean? Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me? Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
Reverse Jack Syndrome (RJS) is the opposite of the syndrome Robin Williams had in the movie "Jack." His character's affliction caused him to grow physically old while still being young in terms of years - RJS is the reverse of this. A person with RJS is relatively young and young-looking but acts and feels as if he/she is approximately 70 years old. For example, a person with RJS is almost always cold, regardless of temperature (this leads to wearing unfashionable slippers at home); has trouble hearing, thus the TV volume is always very loud; likes food commonly associated with old people, for ex. meatloaf and salisbury steak; has trouble with new technology; has preferences in terms of music, books, and culture in general that are usually linked with old folks; and is generally crabby, with the demeanor of a cranky old person.
"Jimmy, why is it 90 degrees in here? WTF?" "Its cold in here." "Ah, must be the Reverse Jack Syndrome acting up again."
A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.
'I think Arthur Darvill's character, Rory, might have Captain Jack Syndrome'
When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.
Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard. Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.
Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16. Symptom’s include: flu like illness tonsillitis hangover tan dysmorphia(more common in females) fatigue acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces) loneliness slight depression In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages. Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Yeah lad i’ve some mad post jacks syndrome after last night
A situation in which two or more parties believe to have a mutual understanding of the subject matter, but unknowingly are addressing two independent thoughts or conclusions.
Direct from Three's Company: Mr. Furley is suffering from Jack Tripper Syndrome and is standing outside the bathroom and eavesdropping while Jack and Chrissy are installing a shower curtain. Jack Tripper: Okay, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you, then we can get it on. Chrissy: Get next to me, I'll show you what to do. Jack Tripper: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this. Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better at this than boys. Jack Tripper: Come on, Chrissy. A little less talk and a little more action, okay? Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine. I don't think it'll reach! Jack Tripper: Of course not, you've got to unfold it first!
When your inner-compass points you toward that which you most desire. Especially used when a guy is going after booty.
"Dude, there's so many good girls for him, but he's too vain." "Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."