A fork of Rural Dictionary
Loser. Someone who is totally worthless.
"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!" (Geico commercial asking does a former drill sergeant make a good therapist?)
A hardcore bandwaggoner. Someone who hops on trends very quickly and without knowing what they mean or represent. Usually a huge poser as well as a tool.
Conor: Dude Jack just came to school with a bulls SnapBack on and he couldn't name one player on the bulls.
Robert: What a jack wagon!
Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon
receptacle for semen. insult meaning multiple ejaculations were released into said "jack wagon"
That jack wagon has a serious attitude problem.
Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.
"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh
n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.
When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon.
You're doing it wrong, you Jack wagon!
Lame, whiney, pathetic, take it in the ass sissypunk looking for a pity party.
Quit crying and grow a pair, you little jack wagon!
Someone who annoys the crap out of you or is very rude.
You're such a jack wagon!!!!!!!