A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blond, short, mole on face, dates 12 year olds, hates mumble rappers, married to me in minecraft, wears only ripndip and other expensive clothes. Moves t ok hampstead to not have to pay 24$. Named John but goes by Jack
An incredibly fine gentleman. He is so hot and all the ladies and men want him. He is hotter than the sun and makes everyone want to cum. He will most likely have tons of friends and hoes in LOVE with him. And he sometimes could have an obsession with dogs named Jack.
Man: Jackie Poo loves my dog Jack Jackie Poo: dang right I do!